Happy Birthday to the Punniest Dufus I Know!

61 Candles*

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Dufus

Oh, We love you so

Sixty-one candles make a blazing light

So much more than a full moon night (than a full moon night) (oh)

Blow out the candles, If you have the breath

We'll all help you with the ones that are left (the ones that are left).

You're only sixty-one (sixty-one)

But you're our PUNny king (you're our king)

You're the funniest, friendliest guy that we've ever seen (we've ever seen) (oh)

Sixty-one candles in our hearts will glow

For ever and ever for we love you so (we love you so)

Happy Birthday John!

 *with apologies to The Crests

30 Days of writing Minus 2 - Is That All

Is That All

Dear Abby, Dear Abby,

I've told my whole tale

Of love lost and momhood and ways that I fail

To those who have sung I salute and stand tall

But stick my tongue out when asked "is that all?"

Signed, The End

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30 Days of Writing Minus 2 - And That's Why I Got Drunk

And That's Why I Got Drunk

Dear Abby, Dear Abby,

I don't understand

Why their stiletto heels make them so grand

I'm short and wear flats and am in a huge funk

They are so elegant,  and that's why I got drunk

Signed, Lush-ious

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30 Days of Writing Minus 2 - Deal With It

Deal With It

Dear Abby, Dear Abby,

I've sealed my own fate

I pined over Nicky but arrived too late

I'll just have to deal with it , that much I know

'Cause Ziva and Linda put on one hell of a show.

Signed, Jilted

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30 Days of Writing Minus 2 - Fact or Fiction

Fact or Fiction

Dear Abby, Dear Abby,

It seems that I lied

That I went up North to make Nicky my bride

I've confused fact with fiction I must now confess

I'm drinking and crying in my wedding dress

Signed, Sister Wife

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30 Days of Writing Minus 2 - Confucius

Confucius

Dear Abby, Dear Abby,

It's simple, I know

I screw up and learn and then I grow

Confucius put it best, there is not a doubt

"Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without"

Signed, Still Learning


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30 Days of Writing Minus 2 - Absurd

Absurd

Dear Abby, Dear Abby,

My life is absurd

I'm useless and tired and feel like a turd

Being a mom is a great thing to be

But after awhile I just want to be free

Signed, Life Sentence


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