Thursday, February 9, 2012

Why You Should Hire Professional Pet Sitters

It is rather ironic that since I am one of the few stay-home moms around, we end up as the keeper of everybody's extra house keys, but at the same time we are well known pranksters. I guess our neighbors weigh the consequences of being locked out of their homes against the minor havoc that we may wreak.

We have friends in our neighborhood with whom we love to joke. The practical joking between us has included a variety of simple pranks and a few more well established plans. In truth, they try hard but are no match to our warped minds.

The other week Susan and Carter left town for one night to go visit their oldest daughter at college. We were asked to take care of their two sweet dogs during their absence.

Having the golden ticket in hand, we chose to leave behind two little gifts that they could find upon their return home.

They confessed that they started looking for something amiss as soon as they drove into their driveway. They were slow to discover anything and for awhile thought that we had done NOTHING (really, are you kidding me?!?).

One item was discovered while Susan was getting ready for bed that night and brushing her teeth. She caught a glimpse of something hanging inside their shower and called to Carter to see what it was. He got out of bed and opened the shower to find a pair of purple-feather lined handcuffs firmly attached to the shower bar. No, we didn't leave the key...

The second gift we left them has yet to be discovered. It's a book, a pictorial guide actually, left on the shelf in their family room. They keep the dog crates directly under this shelf - but obviously don't look too closely at the books.

Can you spot our gift?



Now, would you leave me YOUR house key?

18 comments:

  1. If the dry literature on their bookshelf is any indication, the book you left will probably come in handy, when they finally get around to discovering it. In answer to your question: NO!

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  2. Oh heck yeah! If you'd come and take care of my monster dogs for me, I'd leave you the house key and the car keys and the key to the safe deposit box too for that matter.

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  3. This gave me a giant belly laugh! Ha!!!!

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  4. Love the jokes and you should have put a hidden camera in place to catch the look on their faces when a visitor spots the book

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  5. Hah! Very funny. I've been a housesitter many a time and have never done any pranks - now I feel like I should've.

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  6. to answer to your question: HELL YES!

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  7. Oh, that's as funny as dropping a box of condoms in an old lady's shopping cart at the Shop-Rite.
    But, I'd like to read that book. Is it on Amazon? Does it have pictures?
    I also find it funny that it's right next to a book called "The Rule of Four."
    Shoot, I've had to settle for the rule of only "one" for years.

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  8. AWSOME! What a great idea! Hilarious.

    I would totally give you my keys. I wonder how long it would take me to notice a thick book of orgasms. Hopefully not long. :)

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  9. damn--I'll have to learn to be more creative! That's hilarious. Also, I would like to read that book.

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  10. I'm glad I don't leave my spare key at your place! Don't think I could Bear the thought of what you might do.

    I'm dog-sitting our daughters two pooches this coming weekend. But I won't be trying any of your tricks. Just not my style.

    And my wife says I have no sense of humour. Sigh!

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  11. Stephen - They are actually really fun people - so the books don't speak to their nature. And, NO?? -spoil sport!!

    Sherilin - they are mild for us...

    Linda - would you leave the contents of the safe deposit box or just the key?

    Shelly - I'm glad I made you laugh!

    Mynx - We were hoping that one of their mothers would find it!

    Deidre - there's always another time!

    Meleah - When shall we arrive?

    Al - I couldn't believe it but that book was on the SALE row!!

    Katherine - With LOTS of pictures!!! We couldn't show it to our daughter!!!

    Crystal - It is NEON orange...and they are not many things around it for it to blend in!!

    Adam - Thanks and thanks for visiting!

    Karen - We tend to come up with these ideas rather much as a spur of the moment thing - like finding this book - it was meant to be!

    Rob-bear - To each his own - maybe you could hide some candy or money at your daughter's house!

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  12. Please won't you be my neighbor?! You people are tons of fun.
    xoRobyn

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  13. Of course it was. It's like those boxes of "Extra Small" condoms. No one wants to admit needing one (or even how to use it).

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  14. Robyn - Sure - come move next door to us! Then you'll think we are really obnoxious!

    Al-Ken - Why would you know where the extra-small condoms are kept?

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  15. Why God, why would you leave them Bagger Vance? That's just cruel.

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