Monday, May 9, 2011

The Garden of Good and Evil

There are things that occur that are sometimes beyond explanation. When Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, there apparently was a talking snake. I imagine that the snake that my Hubby killed last week might have been a talking snake, and his last words were certainly , "oh, ssssssshit that's gonna leave a sssssssssscar you basssss- " (clunk, dead, ptooey). Our little garden is always busy. There are chipmunks, birds, rabbits, and the fish in our tiny pond. It is the sort of the community center or local bar for the neighborhood's wildlife.

One of the incredible things that happened in our yard during our absence was the propagation of a lot of plants. We have transplanted and saved about 5 fairly large plants that grew from seed spreading on its own. I guess that was a benefit from having a bazillion gallons of water shot through our house and into our backyard. It mixed things up a bit!

Last week I posted some pictures of my flowers and spoke to my future vegetable garden. We have a couple of small raised beds in the yard that serve as flower beds and a spot for our veggies. Oddly enough, we have things growing there that we didn't plant this year. For instance, there is a bumper crop of lettuce and in the middle of the lettuce there are carrots neither of which we planned for.


Pretty cool, no? I guess this is what they call having a garden "go to seed." 

There's that other expression too, something about "going to pot."


 I think my garden may have taken this one too literally.

The leaves are too broad...
It should be taller before it leafs out...
Somebody "do be" messing with you...
It's a weed, yeah, you think?...weed?...


Anyone? Really, anyone?

19 comments:

  1. My mom had a hibiscus by her back door for years that looked like a pot plant when it wasn't in flower.

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  2. Hmmmm ... if this starts getting stalky and tall - then it is pot. I knew of someone (not me) who grew some and it got really tall.

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  3. MG - That could be except I don't have a Hibiscus to have spread here...

    C - Yeah, we had an "expert" look at it, but the conclusion was questionable.

    OT - Glad that you liked it. Finding it cracked me up!

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  4. Sounds like you have a fun garden!

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  5. looks like an illegal herb to me... just sayin

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  6. your garden is way more fun than mine will ever be!

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  7. Pot growing in your garden hey? No wonder you were speaking to your future garden. You know it's some good shit if the vegetables talk back!

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  8. Nom de plume - Care to help me weed?

    Miss Rosie - I'm looking for an expert opinion, here...

    Meleah - Think what I could do if I PLANNED it?!?

    Greg - I talk to all of my plants, don't you? The corn has good ears! (oh, I crack myself up!)

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  9. I say we try drying it out, rolling it, then smoking it!

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  10. Looks like your garden it could be in a "chronic" condition.

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  11. Totally crackin' up at the "do be" reference. Clever!

    I'd love to get into gardening. I tend to kill all the green things but maybe I should give it another shot.

    My husband killed a rattle snake yesterday. I detest snakes. *shivers*

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  12. Sandra - My sister beat you to it. She has selflessly volunteered to transplant my "weed", at no cost to myself, to her farm and see what it might grow to become. Isn't she the best?!?

    LeeAnn - I'm thinking it is a medicinal plant.

    Crystal - I love my little garden - I saw my first squash blossom this morning. Rattle snakes would scare the crap out of me!

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  13. I don't do gardens, my husband does. He plants gardens for the deer to eat so he can shoot them so we will have vegetarian meat! I haven't a clue what your plant is, I'm waaaaaay before the 60's. I do have an ivy that is taking over our playroom, though. The Medicare Mom.

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  14. Hm, send some on over and I'll bake it in a chocolate brownie. We'll share the final product and then decide.

    Your comment on my blog was the best! Loved it and you.

    xoRobyn

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  15. Who me? I don't recognize that plant at all, nope, not at all.

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  16. There's only one sure way to find out... Oh, yeah. Bring out the bong.

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  17. Jody - Thank you for stopping by! I like the way your husband thinks - although I have never been a fan of eating Bambi.

    Robyn - Chocopot brownies...Do I get to lick the bowl?

    Mrs. Tuna - I hear that it affects your memory just like that!

    Jayne - I'll call you when the crop gets harvested!

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  18. Tell ya what...I'll come help you weed your garden and let you know. :)

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