Wednesday, February 27, 2013

30 Days of Writing Minus 2 - And That's Why I Got Drunk

And That's Why I Got Drunk


Dear Abby, Dear Abby,

I don't understand

Why their stiletto heels make them so grand

I'm short and wear flats and am in a huge funk

They are so elegant,  and that's why I got drunk

Signed, Lush-ious



Now go visit Nicky and Mike and see who else created something for you to read...

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9 comments:

  1. nonamedufusFebruary 27, 2013 at 8:41 AM

    You got drunk over shoes? Don't drink too much or you might do something else all over your shoes.

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  2. P.J.February 27, 2013 at 12:23 PM

    It's amazing how much power shoes seem to have.

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  3. LindaFebruary 27, 2013 at 12:33 PM

    I'm short and wear flats, too. Pass the bottle. ;)

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  4. ZivaFebruary 27, 2013 at 3:05 PM

    You can totally borrow some of my heels. The pink ones would look awesome on you, and the heel isn't too tall, you'd have no problem walking in them. We can all be elegant and drunk together. ;)

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  5. Indigo RothFebruary 27, 2013 at 5:34 PM

    I'll bring my cowboys boots if this is a party?

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  6. MikeWJ at Too Many MorningsFebruary 27, 2013 at 5:43 PM

    You can totally borrow some of Ziva's heels. I'm guessing the pink ones would look good on you, but perhaps you should take some photos and let somebody more objective judge. I'm volunteering, of course, because I'm a really nice guy.

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  7. stephen HayesFebruary 27, 2013 at 6:57 PM

    Women and shoes--just don't get it!

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  8. meleah rebeccahFebruary 28, 2013 at 10:19 PM

    I'll drink to that! Also, TEAM FLATS!

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  9. KZMarch 8, 2013 at 4:59 AM

    I'm just going to say it: Stilettos are overrated. I'd chat up a lady wearing practical shoes any day.

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