Road trip
Dear Abby, Dear Abby,
It seems that I’m stuck
My GPS surely doesn’t give a fuck
I was trying all night to reach Montreal
A Road trip to Nicky to give her a call
Signed, Desperate
Now go visit Nicky and Mike and see who else created something for you to read...
You could come over and visit me instead. Those things probably don't work in other countries. :)
ReplyDeleteWhen shall I arrive? I'm a little hungry, too.
DeleteIf you take a wrong right turn, then swim for a few thousand miles, you'll end up in Turku! How awesome would that be?
ReplyDeleteYou know that I have my sights on that cruise. I'll get there some day!
DeleteDear Desperate:
ReplyDeleteThrow your GPS away before you end up in the ocean.
It would just say "recalculating" as the car sank.
DeleteSometimes I think these things are useless. Other times, totally useless.
DeleteI'd be afraid to go to Montreal unless I knew French. They imprison people who don't, you know.
ReplyDeleteThat's just what Nicky told you so that when you get there she can keep you forever as her sister wife.
DeleteHey Amy! I can totally understand you dropping in on Nicky, but it sounds like your SatNav is as good as mine. Darnit! Indigo x
ReplyDeleteCould be true. I call mine "hey lady" but that is another story...
DeleteDamn those GPS units. Always recalculating.
ReplyDeleteThis is exactly why I can't relax in the car when we're traveling away from familiar territory without a paper map. I may be getting older but I'm resourceful.
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to believe that you've written 28 of these things.
ReplyDeleteA GSP would be useless on me. I seldom listen to other people, but less take their advice.
ReplyDeleteThe built-in GPS in my car is actually pretty good. I went on a week-long trip to Southern California, and I never had to use a map once.
ReplyDeleteAWWWW I hope you made it! :)
ReplyDeletelolz! too funny!
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