Monday, February 11, 2013

30 Days of Writing Minus 2 - Road Trip

Road trip


Dear Abby, Dear Abby,

It seems that I’m stuck

My GPS surely doesn’t give a fuck

I was trying all night to reach Montreal

A Road trip to Nicky to give her a call

Signed, Desperate


Now go visit Nicky and Mike and see who else created something for you to read...

18 comments:

  1. You could come over and visit me instead. Those things probably don't work in other countries. :)

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  2. If you take a wrong right turn, then swim for a few thousand miles, you'll end up in Turku! How awesome would that be?

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    1. You know that I have my sights on that cruise. I'll get there some day!

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  3. Dear Desperate:

    Throw your GPS away before you end up in the ocean.

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    1. It would just say "recalculating" as the car sank.

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    2. Sometimes I think these things are useless. Other times, totally useless.

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  4. I'd be afraid to go to Montreal unless I knew French. They imprison people who don't, you know.

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    1. That's just what Nicky told you so that when you get there she can keep you forever as her sister wife.

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  5. Hey Amy! I can totally understand you dropping in on Nicky, but it sounds like your SatNav is as good as mine. Darnit! Indigo x

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    1. Could be true. I call mine "hey lady" but that is another story...

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  6. Damn those GPS units. Always recalculating.

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  7. This is exactly why I can't relax in the car when we're traveling away from familiar territory without a paper map. I may be getting older but I'm resourceful.

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  8. I'm starting to believe that you've written 28 of these things.

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  9. A GSP would be useless on me. I seldom listen to other people, but less take their advice.

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  10. The built-in GPS in my car is actually pretty good. I went on a week-long trip to Southern California, and I never had to use a map once.

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