She decided to have fun with the students and figure out who had a brain. This will show them for eating those special brownies in my class and not sharing. "It's an insult. They used it in Shakespearean times."
"But what does it mean? How are you insulting them?"
"It's like how you would tell someone to 'suck it.' It translates to 'suck a bus.'"
"What was wrong with buses?"
"Riding public buses wasn't cool back during Shakespeare's time."
"Oh, that makes sense."
This is our future. Be afraid.
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Laughingdaughter is filling in for me again today. I think the zombies ate my mushy brain. I'll be back to comment and such on your posts soon.
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The scary part is, this could really happen nowadays!!!
ReplyDeleteBuses do indeed suck. I haven't been on in over 40 years!
ReplyDeleteI guess it could also be "Suck you, Bus!" where suck is used instead of eff and Bus is short for Buster.
ReplyDeleteNah. Nobody is named Buster anymore. ;)
Riding public buses is totally cool in Finland, no sucking here.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteThat is funny (and kinda sad in a way) Laughing daughter did good!
ReplyDeleteI ride the bus all the time, but I've never felt uhm amorous toward it.
ReplyDeleteLaughingdaughter is HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteTeen logic... makes sense to them! Ha!
ReplyDeleteThis is the most terrifying post of all!
ReplyDeleteI can only imagine the chaos this topic would raise in a high school classroom.
ReplyDeleteTruly frightening. Is it wrong to laugh at this? It's all in the spirit of gallows humor, I swear.
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