Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

If you are one of the two people who read this blog, then you may have read my post from a week or so ago about boys and their fascination with boobs. Click here


I took Her Royal Cuteness to Home Depot to pick out a ceiling fan for her room and she stopped mid aisle and started laughing hysterically. I thought that she was going to fall down (again) there in the middle of the lighting and bath fixture department. She was pointing and laughing just like you teach your children not to do in public. I'm thinking she must be looking at some plumber's butt crack or something. But, noooo. There they were, boxed up, stacked high and proud, and ready to take home and install - Boob lights. We think that they are now following us...stalking us from dark corners and high perches. Dangling just out of reach and threatening us with their perkiness. They were packaged so attractively that she demanded that I take a photo with my camera and post it as a follow up on my blog. The weirdest part was that there was only one light per box, but the picture clearly shows a full figured pair.



Who is really going to install these lights that close together?

Figuring out how to get the picture from my phone to this page took 5 minutes of cussing, 4 visits to a help page, 3 attempts to use the USB, 2 calls to my therapist and 1 act of congress. But there you go. I hope it was worth it.

Who wouldn't want these beauties hanging proudly in their hall?
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20 comments:

  1. PBJdreamerMarch 16, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    heeee

    It is a very funny pic.

    Yes I have the same struggles with technology.

    That is why I HATE getting a new phone.

    sigh

    that is all

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  2. Oilfield TrashMarch 16, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    Hmm I don't think I would hang them from the ceiling, but maybe on a wall in the entrance to the house. Kind of warm and inviting. lol

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  3. laughingmomMarch 16, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    PBJ : I want to be able to imagine a picture and havew it magically appear on the screen!

    OT : PLEASE, please, please do NOT suggest that to my husband.

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  4. http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comMarch 16, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    That's what my living room is missing... boob lights! Love it!

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  5. AiringMyLaundryMarch 16, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    Haha! Love those.

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  6. laughingmomMarch 16, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    Boom Boom : They removed them from the house today, shall I ship them to you?

    Whisper : You know that a man designed that packaging!

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  7. The Other Crazed ChickMarch 16, 2011 at 10:25 PM

    Boob lights.. ha that's funny. I have seen them before but never that way....Im here from Monkeys. thought I'd pay you a visit and see what it's all about... I love kids stories...see you soon!

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  8. laughingmomMarch 16, 2011 at 11:22 PM

    TOCC : Thanks for stopping by. Please make a $0.25 deposit on your non-refundable "ha" on your way out. Come again soon!

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  9. AnonymousMarch 17, 2011 at 7:35 AM

    Ha!

    You don't even have to that dirty of a mind to see that one. Who design this stuff!

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  10. LazarusMarch 17, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    As a guy, I loved the photo and the post, spot on! I'm probably one of the last to give tech tips but if I snap a photo with my phone, I merely e-mail it to myself, download from the e-mail to the computer and then grab it for the blog post. I'm guessing you don't have e-mail on your phone or something...anyway, I'm your newest follower, many more to come, I'm sure!

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  11. laughingmomMarch 17, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    K : Are you saying that you don't have a dirty mind?

    Lazarus: Thanks for visiting. I did end up emailing the photo - it's just that my phone came with a USB cable and I THOUGHT that was the way to go...that's what I get for thinking.

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  12. SherilinRMarch 18, 2011 at 1:49 AM

    i'm with oilfield trash. they totally need to be mounted on the wall. (sounds way dirtier than intended) i'm thinking sconces all down a long hallway. or maybe a matching pair on either side of your bed. like a his and hers set of sturdy fun bags.
    i like seeing some of my fun blogging friends over here. they're good commenters.

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  13. Cake BetchMarch 18, 2011 at 10:32 AM

    This absolutely was not a mistake. Whoever designed that packaging knew EXACTLY what he or she (but I'm guessing he) was doing.

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  14. laughingmomMarch 18, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    Cake : Just think...they got paid for that!

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  15. Dawn@Lighten Up!March 18, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    You know, I have a boob light, and I've noticed this very thing. Only one though.Pink ribbons for my boob light ;)

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  16. laughingmomMarch 18, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    SherilinR : if we put them by the bed, someone needs to make a penis light for my side!

    Dawn: I think that your one boob light needs a bosom buddy.

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  17. laughingdaughterMarch 19, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    Dad made uncle G a boob light, remember? The man at Target was very disturred when we asked him to fit it with a bra.

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  18. laughingmomMarch 19, 2011 at 10:23 AM

    daughter : true, but let's not give away too many family secrets.

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  19. IWASNTBLOGGEDYESTERDAYMarch 19, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    thats too funny.. boob lights :)

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  20. injaynesworldMarch 20, 2011 at 9:36 PM

    I actually have that light in the hallway of my rental -- stress rental as I would never purchase the thing myself.

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