Yep...nothing is EVER boring round my house. Imagine coming home and finding this machine whirring away in your kitchen. And by whirring, I mean making enough vibrating noise that you could land a Blackhawk Helicopter in my yard and not notice it. And get this - it has to run 24 hours a day for 3 or 4 days!!! Oh yeah and pass me my happyhappyjoyjoy pills...
I'll let you guys try to figure it out, or the story of why it is there. Oh I know - the first person can start the story and it can be continued by the next! Or take a guess and see the real story later this week.
I'm not guaranteeing an answer anytime soon so bear with me. My precious dog is having knee surgery in the morning and I don't know how much attention the Internet is going to get compared to him! He basically tore the dog equivalent to the ACL so he's out for the remainder of football season.
Yep...NEVER boring...
I could seriously use some happyhappy joyjoy pills right about now! Wanna share? :)
ReplyDeleteDid you guys get flooded? I sure hope not.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes to you boy and he is better soon.
Good luck for your Doggy:)
ReplyDeleteNot sure what this machine is. Looks like it is a vacuum of some sort, is it to dry out your nice floorboards?
Or a steamer to straighten the floorboards?
I hope that's a still for making delicious home brewed moonshine, but I have a nasty feeling it isn't. Hope you get back to piece and quiet soon.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what that is, but it looks like it makes some noise...
ReplyDeletePearl
I am going to say you are cleaning your duct work.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking it's some kind of alien life form...
ReplyDeleteReally hoping it's not some sort of air purifier for mold of some sort.
ReplyDeleteREALLY hoping it's not some sort of torture device for kids.... and kind of hoping it's a husband torture device... (kidding)
Once upon a time there was a poor little lost alien (we shall call him Harold) who wandered into a kitchen and became quite confused. He threw out all of his little appendages in an attempt to....
ReplyDeletesorry about your doggy hope all is well as for this machine sure the aliens aren't invading
ReplyDeleteI thought I knew every tool ever invented, but I've never seen one of these. My best guess is that it's a dust-less floor sander/vacuum. Or some sort of BDSM thing that I'd rather not know about. Not openly, anyway.
ReplyDeleteUm.... is it a magical vacuum cleaner that does all the work FOR you?
ReplyDeleteCrystal - I would share with you, but it's a long drive over...
ReplyDeleteSkippy - You are close..which makes me worry why you know these things...
Sprite - You are getting warmer...
Stephen - I could go for some white lightning right now...except "lightning" is a nono in this house.
Pearl - Yep - Her Royal Cuteness begged us to turn it off at night so she could sleep. It is LOUD.
Ruth - Ductwork needs cleaning??? Just kidding, nope - our ducts are all in a row.
Pat - I love the way you think.
Julianna - No it's a laughingmom torture device and the guys that brought it made sure to leave the house BEFORE I came home!!!
Jo - suck off my face???
Becca - You, Pat, and Jo need to get together and explain your alien tendencies. Are you all from the same planet or something???
MWJ - Leave it to you to get kinky with my pain and suffering...
Meleah - I believe that's the Roomba or Rumba or something that I'll never have . That and Rosie the Robot from the Jetsons.
I'm guessing this means it's NOT an alien? Okay, then....a really LOUD Halloween costume for a short person?
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