I was just driving with the Hubby and Her Royal Cuteness in the momvan when we caught the middle of a commercial on the radio. It had never occurred to me that Santa could be a pervert.
Here's what we heard Santa say: "My sack is about to burst and I know I have something in it for you."
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| I drew you a picture because I don't wanna see a photo of Santa's Sack. |
Good thing I had a good grip on the steering wheel because we all burst out laughing. (Yes, we are a sick bunch.) I would hate to think that Mrs. Claus has to hear this sort of thing on the air. Maybe she and Mrs. Sandusky can start a support group.
Sandusky comment aside [really?] that commercial would've made me double take too. Double entendre at it's finest.
ReplyDeleteI'll never be able to think about Santa's sack the way i once did. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteOMG! That went where comedy fears to tread! Still laughing.
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
ReplyDeleteAnother thing that gets me is the Christmas song, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus."
Apparently, the kid doesn't know that Santa is, in fact, her (or his, if his voice hasn't changed) dad. So, in essence, to her, Mommy is having an affair.
The little child evidently has no trouble with infidelity.
Dad must beat her.
Santa is a nasty little perv! :) He gooses me every time I sit on his lap. I appreciate the pic. I have no desire to see his sack. ;)
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the first time I heard "Backdoor Santa". I laughed so hard. He really is quite the pervert.
ReplyDeleteOkay, that is hysterical. Thank you for making me laugh this morning!
ReplyDeleteWay behind on my reading... and WAY too funny!
ReplyDeletePrehaps Mrs. Claus is friends with the former Mrs. Howard Stern, and she is used to these things.
LOL! That is hysterical...and gives new meaning to the gift that keeps on giving! :-)
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny! The result would have been the same if my family heard it...
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