A look at my life from the lighter side
Gosh darn... I'm just going to have to eat up all those broken ones for you. Wouldn't want company seeing them.
You somehow think that there are broken ones left to be eaten....
I like the way your mother thinks!
She taught me well.
My mother always told me to take my elbows off the table. I'm glad she didn't have a wooden hammer handy.
Ouch!!! This was my great aunt's kitchen hammer. I never figured out why she had it.
My aunt Lala used to wrap my knuckles with her teaspoon if I put my elbows on the table. Surprisingly, she was among the sweetest of my aunts.
Looks like a proper legal decree: no calories.
Maybe we can rewrite the constitution for that...better idea than the ones out there!
Mmmmmmm - Now I want cookies!!!
I can't eat just one.
I've never heard that expression but I'm adopting it STAT!
Food eaten over the kitchen sink has no calories either.
I like your progression of thought! Lol...
Thanks! Glad that you stopped by!
..off to break some cookies.....I am going to be so skinny!
I like to eat them with ice cream. It is my steady diet and includes many of the Necessary food groups!
oh no, not the cookie. anything but the cookie. oh noooooo. i'm going to have a moment of silence for that cookie
I had a moment of silence when I are it - it isn't polite to talk with my mouth full.
Why do you own a gavel? I also own one, and I'll make you a deal: If you tell me why you own one, I'll tell you the same.
Ok. You first.
Well damn... and all I had to do was break them and they'd be calorie free!
Mothers tend to give very good advice!
first time visiting/commenting on your blog; your mom is one "smart cookie" for that advice. betty
Thanks for stopping by! My mom "cracks" me up!
Broken cookies- no calories. I'm hoping the same holds true for doughnut holes.
Only if they are broken!
Your mother is brilliant! Going to get a bag of Oreos and a hammer.
Might as well make them double-stuff!
That is the only kind of legal justice I want ever served up in my house. :)
I found those cookies to be quite a guilty pleasure!
Hope there is a glass of ice cold milk nearby! YUM!
I'm more of a cookies and ice CREAM kind of girl!
At first glance, you'd say the cookie was broken with the gavel. But maybe something else is going on here. Maybe the judge is ruling on the breaker of the cookie!
Now that I know this I can stop avoiding the cookie aisle!
Hmmm... my mom never taught me that. I feel I missed out on some crucial information.
Make my day!
Gosh darn... I'm just going to have to eat up all those broken ones for you. Wouldn't want company seeing them.
ReplyDeleteYou somehow think that there are broken ones left to be eaten....
DeleteI like the way your mother thinks!
ReplyDeleteShe taught me well.
DeleteMy mother always told me to take my elbows off the table. I'm glad she didn't have a wooden hammer handy.
ReplyDeleteOuch!!! This was my great aunt's kitchen hammer. I never figured out why she had it.
DeleteMy aunt Lala used to wrap my knuckles with her teaspoon if I put my elbows on the table. Surprisingly, she was among the sweetest of my aunts.
DeleteLooks like a proper legal decree: no calories.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can rewrite the constitution for that...better idea than the ones out there!
DeleteMmmmmmm - Now I want cookies!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't eat just one.
DeleteI've never heard that expression but I'm adopting it STAT!
ReplyDeleteFood eaten over the kitchen sink has no calories either.
DeleteI like your progression of thought! Lol...
ReplyDeleteThanks! Glad that you stopped by!
Delete..off to break some cookies.....I am going to be so skinny!
ReplyDeleteI like to eat them with ice cream. It is my steady diet and includes many of the Necessary food groups!
Deleteoh no, not the cookie. anything but the cookie. oh noooooo. i'm going to have a moment of silence for that cookie
ReplyDeleteI had a moment of silence when I are it - it isn't polite to talk with my mouth full.
DeleteWhy do you own a gavel? I also own one, and I'll make you a deal: If you tell me why you own one, I'll tell you the same.
ReplyDeleteOk. You first.
DeleteWell damn... and all I had to do was break them and they'd be calorie free!
ReplyDeleteMothers tend to give very good advice!
Deletefirst time visiting/commenting on your blog; your mom is one "smart cookie" for that advice.
ReplyDeletebetty
Thanks for stopping by! My mom "cracks" me up!
DeleteBroken cookies- no calories. I'm hoping the same holds true for doughnut holes.
ReplyDeleteOnly if they are broken!
DeleteYour mother is brilliant! Going to get a bag of Oreos and a hammer.
ReplyDeleteMight as well make them double-stuff!
DeleteThat is the only kind of legal justice I want ever served up in my house. :)
ReplyDeleteI found those cookies to be quite a guilty pleasure!
DeleteHope there is a glass of ice cold milk nearby! YUM!
ReplyDeleteI'm more of a cookies and ice CREAM kind of girl!
DeleteAt first glance, you'd say the cookie was broken with the gavel. But maybe something else is going on here. Maybe the judge is ruling on the breaker of the cookie!
ReplyDeleteNow that I know this I can stop avoiding the cookie aisle!
ReplyDeleteHmmm... my mom never taught me that. I feel I missed out on some crucial information.
ReplyDelete