You Better Put Out
Dear Abby, Dear Abby,
These guys they floor me
By writing great posts for all the world to see
Nicky gives me no points and leaves me in doubt
Her only advice is “you better put out”
Signed, Scared Silly
Now go visit Nicky and Mike and see who else created something for you to read...
Nicky kinda scares me too.
ReplyDeleteProbably more than Ziva and her whip because of the distance issues.
DeleteActually, this one was all Ziva. And you get a million points. Mainly for being scared of me. :-)
ReplyDeleteI've been waiting for my points.
DeleteSometimes, I pretend to be scared of Nicky, but she just looks so cute with the whip in hand, it's impossible not to undress, um, I mean smile.
ReplyDeleteIt's the cute trembling of your lower lip that probably does her in...
DeleteYou're going to do this song thing every damn day, aren't you?
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't I think of this?
Oh, you are doing fine, even without a face.
DeleteI enjoyed this one. And, of course, you then got some... uh... interesting reactions from Nicky and Ziva.
ReplyDeleteI do't want to lose my standing in the sister-wives shuffle.
DeletePoints? There are points? I'm now waking up every morning humming this song and before you know it, I'll be making up my own words, too. Gaaaghhh!
ReplyDeletePlease join me! I can't get the song out of my head either - it'll be nice to have someone to sing with!
DeleteHey LaughingMom! The last song I came across with 28 verses, you had to be roaring drunk and a roaring mysogynist to sing, This one seems nicer! Indigo
ReplyDeleteCan you post a video of that?
DeleteI'm glad I am not doing this. It's too hard (said the actress to the Bishop!)
ReplyDeleteWe MISS you! Join - it's not too late!
DeleteWe are all just Nicky and Mike's... ummm..... well... let's just say we are putting out and they are the pimps!
ReplyDeleteHOW did this happen?!?!?!
DeleteLet's all do your song! Start your own writing marathon piece of shit contest. I'm in. Wait. I'm out. I put out. Whatever.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about the rest of these commenters, but I'm starting to sing along every time I read these posts now. I'm looking forward to reading (and singing) the next verse.
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